i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
i hope your tuesday is fine
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i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
i hope your tuesday is fine
(via cloudbankleviathan)
shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
(via cloudbankleviathan)
🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎
🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️
🦜⬅️🅱️🆔
ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️
🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️
(via drakeith)
i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i’d been complicit in a crime
matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.
I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it
how was it?
I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was “horrendous”, “so many layers of awful”, and “the worst part is you can’t get the flavor out of your mouth”.
yeah that checks out
unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it “the concoction”.
Whatever face you made the first time brought him back
Potion of Extended Bad Taste created
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Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.
BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂
THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.
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Source: peppapig.com